Zero Suit Esc, now with rocket boots

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

ter-mina:

I’m still laughing because 
When Lissa is bending down to greet Robin with a really cute smile that lasts a little moment, Chrom is like nope get out of the focus and let me get into this amnesiac guy’s personal space as much as possible like the ridiculous main character that I am

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Earthbound Fan Art

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*longing sigh*

*longing sigh*

peachgod:

shit’s about to go down in hundred acre woods

New Kingdom Hearts looks badass.

insanelygaming:

"together at last"

via iguanamouth

shikamarunaraofficial:

That’s fucking pessimistic Kellam, chill the fuck down.

shikamarunaraofficial:

That’s fucking pessimistic Kellam, chill the fuck down.


#THIS WAS ACTUALLY LIKE THE FIRST TIME THOUGH IN A MOVIE #THAT SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN AUSTRALIA #IT’S ALWAYS THE END OF THE WORLD IN AMERICA

Godzilla: Final Wars, released in 2004, had an attack on Australia, destroyed the opera house; that was nine years before Pacific Rim.

#THIS WAS ACTUALLY LIKE THE FIRST TIME THOUGH IN A MOVIE #THAT SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS IN AUSTRALIA #IT’S ALWAYS THE END OF THE WORLD IN AMERICA

Godzilla: Final Wars, released in 2004, had an attack on Australia, destroyed the opera house; that was nine years before Pacific Rim.

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for July 21st!

Er, Sakurai, Robin can use any ability.  Just gotta change his/her class to Dark Mage, BOOM, Nosferatu.

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for July 21st!

Er, Sakurai, Robin can use any ability.  Just gotta change his/her class to Dark Mage, BOOM, Nosferatu.

You Cannot Rest Here

glitterbubbletree:

cacklefrendly:

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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I’m an insomniac who has to take medication nightly to sleep. I am now an insomniac who is going to have a panic attack everytime she goes to bed. THANKS TUMBLR.

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma